Hatsidarn is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating snail.

Hatsidarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Hatsidarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hatsidarn, it will turn you into a rock.

Hatsidarn's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hatsidarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hatsidarn.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.