Fetmetstip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying lion.

Fetmetstip created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetmetstip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fetmetstip, he will not invite you to parties.

Fetmetstip's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fetmetstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Always obey Fetmetstip's priests.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.