Pag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, strong dragon.

Pag created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Hide from fawn dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Run away from orange voles, for they are unholy.

5. Hide if nine mites approach from the east.