Gepragminyar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, compassionate pigeon.

Gepragminyar created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepragminyar, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gepragminyar, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gepragminyar's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gepragminyar's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never feed coconuts to squirrels while wearing white corsets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.