Highivyar Libwapvil Gudbablap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, compassionate jackal.

Highivyar Libwapvil Gudbablap created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Highivyar Libwapvil Gudbablap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Highivyar Libwapvil Gudbablap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Highivyar Libwapvil Gudbablap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Highivyar Libwapvil Gudbablap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.