Yokkinhivfub is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane swan.

Yokkinhivfub created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Yokkinhivfub, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yokkinhivfub, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yokkinhivfub's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yokkinhivfub's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never laugh in holy places.