Podgepmeg is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong jellyfish.

Podgepmeg created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Podgepmeg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Podgepmeg, she will curse you with boils.

Podgepmeg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Podgepmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.