Dusshatbep is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sage squid.

Dusshatbep created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusshatbep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dusshatbep, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dusshatbep's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dusshatbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat bark.