Dusshatbep is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, sage
squid.
Dusshatbep created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dusshatbep, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dusshatbep, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Dusshatbep's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Dusshatbep's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never eat bark.