Figtentarp is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective
dove.
Figtentarp created an up quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Figtentarp, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Figtentarp, he will turn you into a hamster.
Figtentarp's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Figtentarp's Holy Commandments1. Never wear coats.
2. Do not eat nuts.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. You must pray to Figtentarp five times a day.