Sakraksad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, egotistical slug.

Sakraksad created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakraksad, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sakraksad, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sakraksad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sakraksad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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