Loopquimgen is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unselfish raven.

Loopquimgen created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Loopquimgen, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Loopquimgen, she will think nothing of it.

Loopquimgen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Loopquimgen's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not kill hamsters.

5. Never wear coats.
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