Tipinghit Dinlargnib is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, impressive beaver.

Tipinghit Dinlargnib created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipinghit Dinlargnib, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tipinghit Dinlargnib, he will turn you into a tree.

Tipinghit Dinlargnib's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tipinghit Dinlargnib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.