Cimingdog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful unicorn.

Cimingdog created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cimingdog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cimingdog, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cimingdog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cimingdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.