Motfagmat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent bat.

Motfagmat created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motfagmat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Motfagmat, it will turn you into a plant.

Motfagmat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Motfagmat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never skip near voles.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.