Vinfobxen is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil centaur.

Vinfobxen created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinfobxen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vinfobxen, she will turn you into a puffin.

Vinfobxen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vinfobxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear cyan dresses.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Vinfobxen loves swans, so they must be honoured.

5. Never paint your face yellow.