Gadhon is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty
mole.
Gadhon created energy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gadhon, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gadhon, he will think nothing of it.
Gadhon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Gadhon's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always treat manatees with great respect.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.