Rowlincimbass Dubnulnig is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, kind
wasp.
Rowlincimbass Dubnulnig created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowlincimbass Dubnulnig, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Rowlincimbass Dubnulnig, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Rowlincimbass Dubnulnig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Rowlincimbass Dubnulnig's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Put Rowlincimbass Dubnulnig first in all things.
4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Do not drink alcohol.