Satvilrag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-assured yak.

Satvilrag created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Satvilrag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Satvilrag, it will make you grow a tail.

Satvilrag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Satvilrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Satvilrag.

5. Never think about planets.