Komkamdit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, proud hyena.

Komkamdit created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komkamdit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komkamdit, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Komkamdit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Komkamdit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Komkamdit loves dolphins, so they must be respected.