Rillgumpang is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish
dingo.
Rillgumpang created the Sol system five million years ago.
If you believe in
Rillgumpang, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Rillgumpang, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Rillgumpang's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Rillgumpang's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Always wear blue.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Feed all hungry doves.
5. Do not dye your hair brown.