Butsawrut is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical tapir.

Butsawrut created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Butsawrut, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Butsawrut, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Butsawrut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Butsawrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hurt tapirs.