Dinlibzag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, weak zebra.

Dinlibzag created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinlibzag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dinlibzag, she will turn you into a rat.

Dinlibzag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dinlibzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Do not take Dinlibzag's name in vain.