Vencipgam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, generous snake.

Vencipgam created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencipgam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vencipgam, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vencipgam's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Vencipgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear gray shorts.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.