Shavkadwigbog Citfadrull is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful zebra.

Shavkadwigbog Citfadrull created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Shavkadwigbog Citfadrull, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Shavkadwigbog Citfadrull, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Shavkadwigbog Citfadrull's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Shavkadwigbog Citfadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Never look in ponds.