Farnildum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, irritating skunk.

Farnildum created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnildum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Farnildum, it will not invite you to parties.

Farnildum's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Farnildum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not take Farnildum's name in vain.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Do not jump in public.