Hugfodspag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous walrus.

Hugfodspag created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Hugfodspag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hugfodspag, she will turn you into a frog.

Hugfodspag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hugfodspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.