Koplenyar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able wren.

Koplenyar created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Koplenyar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Koplenyar, she will destroy your home solar system.

Koplenyar's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Koplenyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Koplenyar on top of all buildings.

4. Never paint your face violet.

5. Koplenyar loves moths, so they must be honoured.