Cubsitlin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, generous armadillo.

Cubsitlin created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Cubsitlin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cubsitlin, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cubsitlin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cubsitlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Worship no other gods but Cubsitlin.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.