Hubgadtonk is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing hyena.

Hubgadtonk created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubgadtonk, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hubgadtonk, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hubgadtonk's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hubgadtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.