Bitbuscub is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy jaguar.

Bitbuscub created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitbuscub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bitbuscub, she will think nothing of it.

Bitbuscub's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bitbuscub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never bounce near monkeys.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.