Neglunsug is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical camel.

Neglunsug created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Neglunsug, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Neglunsug, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Neglunsug's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Neglunsug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Neglunsug on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Run away from mauve moths, for they are unholy.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your face red.