Nullfigbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fast hippopotamus.

Nullfigbin created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullfigbin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nullfigbin, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nullfigbin's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nullfigbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Never feed bananas to doves while wearing indigo shoes.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never paint your feet red.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.