Fomwonarf is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy spider.

Fomwonarf created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fomwonarf, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fomwonarf, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fomwonarf's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fomwonarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Worship no other gods but Fomwonarf.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not eat grapes.