Gangesshun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless toad.

Gangesshun created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gangesshun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gangesshun, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gangesshun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gangesshun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never skip near turtles.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Gangesshun must be the most important thing in your life.