Gengilhud is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, loving naga.

Gengilhud created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gengilhud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gengilhud, he will remove you from existence.

Gengilhud's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gengilhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.