Jancabvab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humorless clam.

Jancabvab created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jancabvab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jancabvab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Jancabvab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jancabvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jancabvab.

5. Never laugh in the presence of voles.