Laggaryar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unselfish weasel.

Laggaryar created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laggaryar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Laggaryar, he will refuse to believe in you.

Laggaryar's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Laggaryar's Holy Commandments

1. Laggaryar loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Worship no other gods but Laggaryar.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. You must never eat parsnips.