Budbagwip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking goblin.

Budbagwip created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budbagwip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budbagwip, she will turn you into a hamster.

Budbagwip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Budbagwip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help snails in need.