Hudrakjam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sage bird.

Hudrakjam created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudrakjam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hudrakjam, he will remove you from existence.

Hudrakjam's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hudrakjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always obey Hudrakjam's priests.

3. Put Hudrakjam first in all things.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.