Fagstikbedhud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive dove.

Fagstikbedhud created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagstikbedhud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fagstikbedhud, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fagstikbedhud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fagstikbedhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about stars.