Catlinbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless camel.

Catlinbug created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catlinbug, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Catlinbug, it will cry a lot.

Catlinbug's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Catlinbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must pray to Catlinbug nine times a day.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.