Bonknadvag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, intelligent parrot.

Bonknadvag created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Bonknadvag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bonknadvag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bonknadvag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bonknadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about comets.