Tadbuttig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, smart faun.

Tadbuttig created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tadbuttig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tadbuttig, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tadbuttig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tadbuttig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Hide if nine whales approach from the west.