Dagpastun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless pigeon.

Dagpastun created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagpastun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dagpastun, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dagpastun's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dagpastun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Dagpastun loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Put Dagpastun first in all things.