Cebquill is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident elephant.

Cebquill created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebquill, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cebquill, she will turn you into a rat.

Cebquill's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cebquill's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Cebquill loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help sick monkeys.