Rot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, temperamental tortoise.

Rot created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rot, it will turn you into a rock.

Rot's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rot.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Rot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help mites in need.