Kop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast aardvark.

Kop created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kop, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kop, it will destroy your home planet.

Kop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Kop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Do not kill snakes.