Dimstigmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, cheerful pigeon.

Dimstigmeg created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimstigmeg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dimstigmeg, it will manifest in front of you.

Dimstigmeg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dimstigmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. You must pray to Dimstigmeg eight times a day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink alcohol.