Gabsagdankikhugmisbot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical hyena.

Gabsagdankikhugmisbot created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gabsagdankikhugmisbot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gabsagdankikhugmisbot, it will turn you into a mole.

Gabsagdankikhugmisbot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gabsagdankikhugmisbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never paint your back turquoise.