Fobbinvil is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm
seal.
Fobbinvil created Africa eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fobbinvil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Fobbinvil, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Fobbinvil's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Fobbinvil's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat cucumbers.
2. Do not take Fobbinvil's name in vain.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never think ill of sick dogs.
5. Always wear white.