Fobbinvil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm seal.

Fobbinvil created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobbinvil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fobbinvil, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fobbinvil's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fobbinvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Do not take Fobbinvil's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Always wear white.